NY Times: “Hoo Hoos and Ta Tas Look Bad in HD”
- January 22nd, 2007
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I’m all for progress, but perhaps we’re reaching a stage in our evolution where the fruits of our intellect are surpassing our ability to keep down our Chef Boyardee.
It seems that someone — we know who you are — is complaining that HD porn is getting really nasty. Public Enemy #1? Razor burn, friends. That’s right. Jenna’s stubble looks like a truck driver’s three-day Georgia-to-Washington-run facial growth when projected in striking HD on a 56-inch TV.
But does the industry understand what’s going on? Definitely not. Take, for example, Ms. Stormy Daniel’s misunderestimation of the general porn-watching public.
Ms. Daniels is also a skeptic. “I’m not 100 percent sure why anyone would want to see their porn in HD,” she said
I recall a time in my life when flipping back and forth between scrambled adult pay channels was sufficient for my own private pleasure. There is, with all certainty, someone out there with a stubble and cellulite fetish. BTW - That image above is a In Raw World of Sex Movies, High Definition Could Be a View Too Real [NYTimes]







bpm2000
2007-01-22 13:08:06
…is that your hand???
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Jon
2007-01-22 13:55:47
Either that or a botched up sex change bmp2000 ;-)
Jon
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Sascha
2007-01-22 14:01:32
I don’t get it. I’m not an expert, but I’m PRETTY SURE there is a huge market for HD porn out there. Look at the masses of people that stream to those porn star conventions (again, not an expert…). I would bet money that a lof of them would happily pay more to see their favorite porn star in a higher resolution, down to the tiniest pore on their naturally perfect (yeah right) bodies..
But most importantly, it’s just a natural technological evolution, and the porn industry will as usual be one of the pioneers jumping on the bandwagon from the beginning just like they did with the DVD. In a couple of years from now HD content will be the expected default, and then nobody will remember that it was actually a question if/when people would start releasing their content in HD.
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ajadoniz
2007-01-22 14:02:20
egh, can’t believe i was masturbating to your hand
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