SureFire Titan Flashlight

surefire-titan.jpgThe SureFire Titan is an LED flashlight that packs a blinding wallop. This tiny device features a variable-output LED that allows you to select light inputs between one and 30 lumens.

To top that off, it is housed within a fine looking titanium canister. At least I think it’s fine looking. Maybe I’m distracted.

Available now for the low, low price of $500.

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Johnal (Who am I?)

I’m drawn to this light like a moth to a boob flame.

“This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 at 3:10 pm and is filed under SureFire Titan, titanium, excess, LED, Boobs.” — Cracks me up.

 
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Jon Lee (Who am I?)

Surefire Flashlight Marketing:

Ad Man 1: So… yeah, how are we going to sell a 500 dollar keychain LED flashlight?

Ad Man 2 [clicks through some Korean cell phone launches on CrunchGear]: The same way all these nerdy phone companies sell overpriced and buggy phones. Boobs.

 
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mathew (Who am I?)

The Surefire Tits’an flashlight.

 
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Heide (Who am I?)

“Now for only 500$!”

*Boobs not Included

 
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Matt in Berlin (Who am I?)

Wouldn’t the photo be better if the thing were turned on?

 
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Heide (Who am I?)

Do you really think that anyone looks at the Flashlight?

 
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Rob (Who am I?)

it is actually 0 to 65 lumens

 
John

Didnt know breast were measured in Lumens

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