From The Fat Nano Fairy: New Nano To Come In 8GB and 16GB, Plays Video, Don’t Call It a Nano

According to the mystical Fat Nano Fairy, the following are facts about the upcoming Fat Nano:

1. The new, fat iPod Nano will likely come in 8GB and 16GB versions.

2. It will have video playback.

3. It will not be called “Nano” anymore. There will be a new product name.

The Fat Nano Fairy isn’t sure what it’ll be called, though “Flower” is something to consider. What do you think it should be called? That’s what the comments are for, friends. We’re hoping they actually call it the Fat Nano, because that would rule so hard.

That is all.

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10 Comments so far

 
namX

“Nano” surely isn’t suitable for this “things” there any more.

If i would imagine the size then a wirking name could be “iPod Pocket”.

Lets see how this develops.

 
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poodles (Who am I?)

the iPod Chubby has a nice ring to it.

 
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Weener (Who am I?)

How about neener-neener

 
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Adam (Who am I?)

How about “MyBox”

“Let’s play MyBox”

“I think I broke MyBox”

“I love MyBox”

“MyBox is full”

It’s an innuendo marketing dream!

 
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Sascha (Who am I?)

If it was from Microsoft it would be called iPod nano Ultimate…

 
Travis

How about “Fugly” that describes it pretty well - since it’s Apple maybe the “i-Fugly” just to make it seem more hip for the kids.

 
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RevFry (Who am I?)

Sure… raz all you want. But you’ve tasted the kool-aid. You’ll buy it. If not it’s big brother.

 
John

look at the edges on the right side and the discoloration on the bottom right of the ifugly. it is a photoshop. lame

 
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Matt Hickey (Who am I?)

@ John: Yes, it is. We had to make a mock-up in about 5 minutes. Sorry my photoshoppery isn’t up to par. :-p

 
adi

how about the ipod not so nano but still smaller than some market competitors music/photo/video thing. or is that not catchy enough?

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