Symbian S60 Touch interface: Durrrr

Durrr… Hi. I’m a phone manufacturer/mobile OS programmer. Durrr… urm…. durr. Hold on. I just had to make pasgetti. So I sawed a man in the Apel stor who had a cool fone called the apelphone. it had a big screen… ICE CREAM!… and it was touch swansitive. You could move your finger on the screen like you were pushing boogers off of the screen and he had a boogie in his nose!

So I made this operating sys called Touch and it is from the future! It has booger movies and takes pictures and its better cause you can use your fanger or your pencil or your peeper! HA!

You are so stupid, apelfone! You don’t have pencil controls! The sad thing is we’ll prolly sell a MILIONGAZILION of these and I’ll be so happy :):):):(:). I can go see Air Bud!

S60 Touch Interface Launched [AllAboutSymbian]

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mr. obvious (Who am I?)

is it just me, or has there always been touch screens since the early days of the PDA? calm me stupid, but im pretty sure apple didnt invent this idea. and nokia, how dare they try to build up on an idea thats been established before. innovation isnt something we take kindly to around here. we like our things to be invented once and never improved on.

 
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mr. obvious (Who am I?)

call*

 
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Mr Crash (Who am I?)

Where the hell are the ass hammer of thor references these days?… Or the assclown hammer or thors ass lightning or whatever. I swear I was enjoying those.

Oh and I’m pretty sure Nokia’s 7710 or whatever it was had touchscreen on symbian… I think it was “series 90″ though - which is fake and really invented just for a couple of random phones.

That was years back anyway.

 
matt

This has some heavy imitation to say the least… I am betting every market outside North and South America will out sell Apple with this OS. Looking more like the iPhone graphically without the hardware restrictions makes this genius. Your post…not so much. Long live Symbian.

 
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Szaszati (Who am I?)

Hey, if anyone’s interested in the Symbian S60 platform, then go check out a review here: http://www.mobilearsenal.com/review/mobile_operating_systems_symbian_s60

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